[ And NOT FOR INTERNAL USE... well, it says it is, but Haru thinks only a sadist would actually want to put it up their butthole. That's what the backup glow in the dark 'Ribbed4Him' one comes in, though. The number though... it makes him a little uncomfortable. Fortunately they're on text. ]
condoms don't go in your mouth, kattchin. weird. i wonder why? oh maybe because i don't know my name it just gave me a random generated number or something! wait, have you only slept with me?
un: butts; text - event link stuff
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[ He'd had one "name," which is far more humiliating than having several. ]
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no fair, you're supposed to tell me!
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[ Which he would 1000% forget if Katsumi didn't make him do it, but that doesn't matter. ]
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[ Or maybe not, considering where they are. ]
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(also you say that now but wait til you see this condom i bought)
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I'm not going to be swayed by a cool condom.
[ He absolutely will be. ]
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[ And NOT FOR INTERNAL USE... well, it says it is, but Haru thinks only a sadist would actually want to put it up their butthole. That's what the backup glow in the dark 'Ribbed4Him' one comes in, though. The number though... it makes him a little uncomfortable. Fortunately they're on text. ]
have you fucked 56 people here already? damn.
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And no, I haven't! I'm a slut but not that much of one!
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weird. i wonder why?
oh maybe because i don't know my name it just gave me a random generated number or something!
wait, have you only slept with me?
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It's not like that.
[ It's definitely like that. ]
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[ Because Haru at least remembers Katsumi's gay ]
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[ Too bad Katsumi is totally the type to kiss and tell. He'd spill every detail if he had any to give. ]
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[ That's preferable than Haru realizing that oops, Katsumi has only actually slept with him since coming here. ]
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[ He's not sure why he'd avoided looking. ]
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i thought i'd have more, but i guess i've been too busy.
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[ Though Haru has a suspicion. ]
how has the store been?
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